Narvin! Narvin. Candles. Please, bring me candles ( Read more... )

Well, I can't quite object to who I was for that. I'd have much preferred not to be human, and to have woken up with my pockets full of gold, but I'll live.

Your human, Roundworld bias is showing again, Admiral, but I didn't need to tell you that. You hardly hide it.

[Private to Elric]Next time, you will not be so lucky as to have an exceptional ( Read more... )

[Private to Sveta]

Svetlana.

Get me out of the light. Please, get me out of the light. Take me to zero, I'm sure it's what Narvin would want, please. Take me there.

Turn the lights off.

[pause. Massive pause.]

I need you to return the favour.

[Private to Narvin]

[space. Pause. space]

[Private to Elric]You must pay for what you did ( Read more... )

Looks like I spoke too soon about stupid human holidays being inflicted ( Read more... )